Yesterday's gem was from Hillelly while I was changing his diaper. (Paraphrased bc I have a terrible memory.)
Me: "That was quite a stinky poopy!"
Hillelly: "not poopy. It's cholent. Cholent in my poopy diaper!"
That's not better, kiddo.
Tonight, Hodayah said to me in a reprimanding tone: "If I don't like what's for dinner, I'm just gonna go downstairs and make my own!"
Precious gem from Hodayah:
Me: I'm so bad at parkingActual conversations with my children: 1. One Shabbat, Moshe, Hodayah, and Hillel all had crumpled balls of foil and were planning to ambus...