Friday, June 3, 2022

Costco ATM

 Yesterday's gem from Hillelly, talking about his flip flops:

Hillelly: No! They're mine!
Me: Did you pay for them?
Hillelly: Yes I paid for them!
Me: You did?? Where did you get money from?
Hillelly: Costco!
I knew you could get Anything at Costco, but I had no idea they were giving out money. We gotta get on that, Mo Berow!
#להודותולהלל​​

Foil Balls

Actual conversations with my children: 1. One Shabbat, Moshe, Hodayah, and Hillel all had crumpled balls of foil and were planning to ambus...