I'm my own grandpa

My sister's family tree, according to Hodayah:
Hodayah:. Bat-Tzion already has kids!
Me:. Oh yeah? Who are her kids?
Hodayah:. Moshe and Yosefy {her brothers}
Me:. What?? Then who are her brothers?
Hodayah:. Dod Simcha! {her father}
Me:. What?!? Then who's her Abba?
Hodayah:. Moshe! {still her brother}
Me:. So Moshe is Bat-Tzion's Abba and her kid?!?


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And I'm my own grampa...
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Gems from both kids

Some gems from tonight:

1. Hodayah was sad and complaining that "my bones are pressing against my chest!"  I don't even know what that means.

2. I asked Hillelly "where's big sister?"  He answered "ina bafoom."  I thought to myself "omg!  He's so smart!  How did he understand what I was asking and know how to answer, and know the right answer!!!  He's so super smart!"  But then I found her hiding in the kitchen.  Although, to be fair, she did have to go to the bathroom.

Later, at the table, I was trying to get him to keep his feet off the dinner table and I asked "Hillelly, where do your feet go?!" and he said "ina bafoom." 🤦🏼‍♀️

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No Pants!

Follow up to a previous post, during lunch today, Hodayah sang "No pants, no pants, la la la la la la!" and then sang "No tights, no tights...." Yaaaaaay

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Hashem is everywhere. Deal with it!

The other day, Moshe was teaching Hodayah the difference between an indoor voice and an outdoor voice.  She most definitely understood.  Tonight, while she was waiting for me to get Hillelly out of the car to go inside, she stood on our driveway screaming.  When I told her to stop screaming, she yelled at me that Abba told her she could scream outside!

And what was she screaming, you ask?  I don't remember word for word, but it was something to the effect of "Hashem is here!  Hashem is everywhere!  If you don't like it, you can just go home!"

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