Bereishit According to Hodayah and Hillelly

Parshat Bereishit according to Hodayah:

Hashem created the animals...and [something else that's accurate]...and books.  

Hashem told Chava and the first man not to eat from inside the eitz hadaat.

Hashem told me not to look at Miryam Bat-Tzion Atik. (Said while on a video call with Miryam Bat-Tzion Atik). 

ויאמר ה' אל הודיה...?

Then Hillelly said "אדם".  I promise!

#להודותולהלל

Rain Dance

My daughter is doing a special chant to help fix what's left of this year.  Or it's going to rain tomorrow.  I'm not really sure.

#להודותולהלל

Mitzvah Note

I just wrote the following mitzvah note for my daughter:

"Dear Morot,

Hodayah is such a great big sister and such a good helper.  Her brother wanted to play with blocks with mommy, but mommy had to go to the bathroom.  Hodayah took the blocks and took her brother to the playroom so mommy was able to go to the bathroom.  Thank you so much, Hodayah!

💜 Hodayah's mommy"

(She actually said to Hillelly "Come baby brother.  You want to play?  Big sister will play with you.  Come!". It was sooooo sweet and I almost stayed to watch rather than go to the bathroom.)

P.s. a year later, I never actually sent that note bc I had so many other good ones that week, b"h, and I saved it for when I would have a lull, and then it was too far from the event that o thought Hodayah would be confused so I never ended up sending it.  Oh well.

Making Faces

 Best line over Sukkot:

Me to Hodayah:. You have a beautiful face. I know. I made it. Well, Abba and I made it.

Mo Berow:. Please! I made that face! You were just the parcel delivery service!

My very own Sukkah

Tonight, I helped (watched) Moshe build our Sukkah.  In the moment, it wasn't so special bc the screws were rusty and we couldn't figure out why there's an extra pole, etc.  But now that we're done (minus schach and decorations), it's so special to be able to have our very own Sukkah for the first time in my whole life.  My daughter is gonna flip when she sees it in the morning.  I can't wait to celebrate Sukkot with our children in our own home \ driveway.

Boogie Woogie

Today, Hodayah taught me that Yaakov was hiding from Hashem in a whale.  (I think that's what she said).  And the way he got out was that the whale sneezed and everything came out.

That is quite the booger!

Shark Tank Idea

Yesterday's gem from Hodayah: 

(Not exactly word for word, but I tried my darnedest to remember it!)

"Mommy, can you buy me a Minnie Mouse blanket?  Should we do that?  And it can have a button that you press that makes the noise from the shofar.  Should we do that?!  Is that a good idea??"

Soooo....you think they sell that on Amazon?