Monday, May 31, 2021

Family Tree - Part II

 Follow up to a previous post, Family Lineage with Hodayah, part II:

H: Mommy was in Abba's tummy, I was in mommy's tummy, and Hillelly was in my tummy!
Me: I need to write this all down!
#להודותולהלל

Thursday, May 27, 2021

Family Tree

Family lineage with Hodayah:
H: I was in your tummy, right?
Me: Yep.
H: and Hillelly was in Abba's tummy, right?
Me: No silly billy.  Hillelly was also in mommy's tummy.
H: and Abba was in your tummy, right?

🤦‍♀️ I mean...I am older than he is...but no.
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Monday, May 3, 2021

Joke's on You!

Hodayah likes to get into my seat in the car and press all the buttons and turn on everything she can get her hands on.  She also likes to fool around instead of getting out of the car.  One day, she climbed over the seats and got herself into the trunk.  (I have an SUV).  I thought "great!  Get out that way!  Just get out of the car!"  So I popped the trunk with my key.  She was so stunned so I had some fun with it and said "Hodayah!  What did you do?!?!"  The confusion and curiosity on her face was priceless!  That was a great day.
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Saturday, April 17, 2021

ish

When our kids are tired, sometimes, we ask if they're "shluffish".  Today, when it was time to go to bed, Hodayah said she's not tired, she's "playish".

Well done, Hodayah!  You still have to go to bed.  But you're very smart!

#להודותולהלל

Sunday, April 4, 2021

Costco is the New Zoo

While everyone else is posting their pictures of kids in parks and zoos, I took my kids to Costco!  You may have had fun on the swings, but we have a year supply of aminal crackers!
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Thursday, April 1, 2021

More random gems from Hodayah

 Today's gems from Hodayah:

1. "I wanna go on the potty train.". (not my plan for today...or this week...but Okie dokie. No better time...)
2. While nothing was happening on the potty - "Maybe I should drink some water. That's a good idea."
3. While screaming at a walking toy - "we need money! Give me money!". (nothing to do with the potty. Just funny as well.)
Also, she did pee on the potty! Yay for Hodayah!
#להודותולהלל

Wednesday, March 24, 2021

I'm my own grandpa

My sister's family tree, according to Hodayah:
Hodayah:. Bat-Tzion already has kids!
Me:. Oh yeah? Who are her kids?
Hodayah:. Moshe and Yosefy {her brothers}
Me:. What?? Then who are her brothers?
Hodayah:. Dod Simcha! {her father}
Me:. What?!? Then who's her Abba?
Hodayah:. Moshe! {still her brother}
Me:. So Moshe is Bat-Tzion's Abba and her kid?!?


🤔
And I'm my own grampa...
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Foil Balls

Actual conversations with my children: 1. One Shabbat, Moshe, Hodayah, and Hillel all had crumpled balls of foil and were planning to ambus...