Screwdrivers

Here's a really funny story that is definitely not rated PG.  My 2.5 year old son's baby doll came with a bottle that my almost 5 year old daughter likes to pretend is a screw driver.  She takes it around the house and will start screwing things that have screws, like the door knob, or a hinge. 

The other day, she chased my son around the house yelling "Hillelly, come here, I want to screw you!" and his response was "Screw me Hodayah, screw me!"

And tonight, while I was changing Hillelly in the bathroom, while Hodayah was on the toilet and I was changing him in the bathroom, she kept screaming, "Hillelly, I'm gonna screw your peen!  I'm gonna screw your peen!" and he yelled back "screw my peen!  screw my peen!"

I might have to retell this at the bridal showers.