Friday, May 6, 2022

I want my nipples back!

Hodayah calls my bra my "nipples".  This morning, she took it from the bathroom before I got out of bed.  I went to the bathroom, and called to her through the door.
Me:. Hodayah, did you take my bra?
H:. Your nipples?
Me:. Yes.  Did you take my nipples?
H:  Yes.  I'm wearing it.
I cracked up.
Me:  I need it.
H:. You want your nipples back?
Me:. Yes please.

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